The two lovey-dovey ducks who for the last two weeks have been infuriating the dog,
scandalizing the cat,
and generally crapping in our pool,
have laid an egg in the lawn!
I though it was a practical joke but the egg was and is very real indeed. Larger than a chicken egg and kind of grey and cracked I’m sad to report. And the duck seem to have abandoned it. What do I do now? Leave it in the grass? Invest in a hatchery? Bring it to animal services? Fry an unborn duckling omelet?
What would a normal person do?
