Humans are silly. They actually came up with a Set Yourself Up For disappointment Day, which is all Valentines Day really is when you think about it.
Here is how it will play itself out at my house:
The only thing I REALLY want for Valentines day I can't have, namely chocolate.
And the reason I can't have chocolate is that it's fattening.
And the reason I can't get fat is that when I look like a tub it kills my libido (not his mind you.)
So the very act of giving me what I want for Valentines Day would ruin his chances of him getting what he wants.
What we should do then, is take turn getting what we want, every other year.
... so Valentines day 2011? I say, pass the Toblerone!