Haha! Dreaded time of the year and I, we meet again! F the holiday season! While half the hemisphere is celebrating pumpkin-orange, chestnut-brown, soon easing into santa-red, fir-green and snow-white, I'm craving lagoon-TURQUOISE.
I don't mean to ruin it for anyone, but I'm the grinch who stole Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween and maybe even the toothfairy.
I just don't like to celebrate because the powers that be, namely the Mall, Target and Kmart say so.
The holiday season doesn't throw me into a frenzy of gleeful purchases. I know it's good for the economy, and what's good for the economy creates jobs, and what creates job is good for Obama, and you know how much i luv him.
But the holiday seasons feels so artificial, so forced. I can't get into the spirit, never have.
So if you have tips on how to improve my attitude, they are more than welcome.