Chances are I'm not going to get much done today because I've stumbled upon this blog. Move over Sedaris and Dooce; it's a cute 24 year old named Ryan Holman I now want to adopt.
On people my age wearing braces (i'm getting fitted on Monday, fml)
On women who nurse in public. (Had i any idea 20 something men were ogling me then I would have worn lipstick)
On people who clap in at the end of movies in theater. (i would never do THAT)
Ryan if you read this: Add a tip jar to your blog. People will want to pay to hear what's going on inside your brain.