Update: he, he, the laugh is on me. I am so naiiiive! This is not the real nobel prize as noted by one astute reader named Joann, but the lg nobel prize, which rewards oddball science.
The good news is that none of you count on me for actual fact. Here is the original post
I never thought I would get a nobel prize before, but now it seems entirely within my reach. And yours. I'm baffled by what gets you a noble prize these days. Seriously. Apparently all one must do is think up a crazy idea no one gives a rat's ass about, and then devise a method to prove that one is right.