Mirror Mirror made me laugh today with her post instant contraception where she talked about the visit of friends and their three little kids and pondered on the ratio cute / versus / odious of other people’s children in general.
I don’t crave babies anymore. What I still crave are the pregnancies. Maybe it is all these years of infertility but I still long for a round belly, the anticipation, the dreams. If I were able to get pregnant on my own I’d probably do it every couple of years. Then go 'oopsy, doopsy! What do I do now?'
But God gives you what you can handle and made sure to give me a malfunctioning woumb.
Then Dooce posted this. Over six million viewers can’t get enough of this video, and neither can I. I watched it maybe ten times and laughed every time. I kinda could use a Charlie or two, but they'd need to come with the accent.