Well almost.
An Internet Connection Expert told me today that the reason my Internet connection is not functioning properly is that a squirrel had his way with MY wires.
Ha!
When I called a week ago and explained (with my very French accent, granted, which some people equate to a sign of idiocy) that my internet connection felt precisely like someone or something was nibbling on the cable, the operator’s contempt was almost palpable.
But now! He, he.. the internet is still not working but at least I feel vindicated. They even have to send a special unit. Squirrels experts I presume.
The reason I can post today is that apparently I am able to receive some type of phantom floating signal emanating from somewhere in the neighborhood, like manna from heaven.
Speaking of manna, Thanksgiving in Palm Spring was great. Considering that I spend the last six days with a crick in my neck, a terrible raging period (the hormone treatment did not work one bit) a turkey basting induced burn and the ensuing blister--and, remember, no internet connection—It truly was a lovely Thanksgiving, with plenty of food, family and did I mention a lot of food. As you've already guessed, the whine was flowing freely, but I have to describe the food. Vats of it. A 28 lbs turkey, a pillow size mound of stuffing, tubs of sweet potato and marshmallow, rivers of gravy, pumpkin pies, pecan pies, pumpkin mousse and chocolate mousse. Ice cream by the truck load...
...and one half of a celery stick.
Tomorrow’s diet time. Why not start today, you might ask?
What kind of person are YOU to suggest dieting on a Sunday evening?
Talk about dieting, here is some lovely ceramic dishware hand made by the Irish born Caitrona Platts-Manouri
who has made Provence her home. I just love the colors. This is a very happy ceramist we have here.








** another correction at 5:30 am: What turkey basing? It's basTing! I knew that. I was confused. I must have been freebasing... on turkey.